BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

there was a little girl once,
scared of them monsters she was,
night after night they'd awaken under her bed,
taunt and tease n wait for her,
to run to answer nature's call,
the fear was paralyzing it was,
and long she'd sit thinkin,
the two feet to the bathroom,
impossibly long in the dark,
shadows alive and dancing,

so thought the little girl,
when death is at the doorstep,
there might not be any fighting it,
might as well have an empty bladder at least,
and off the bed she hopped..........

there was a little girl once,
scared of them monsters was she,
and those crappy mosters...they cant touch her.....!!!