COOL??? ahem...

this word cool...what does it mean..?? sure...in terms of temperature it tends towards the cold..
.....but more comfortable than that...my generation though (including me) use this word extensively for many a purpose, (no offence fellow youngsters). but im confused..sumwher down the road i think we lost track so much so that i really cant think of any parameters to define this 'cool'.......
but anyway here r the top 8 thins that i think r definitely NOT cool......
1) hair coloured brown : indian ladies listen up...get real wat ur born with suits u best. brown hair makes u luk lik...4O!!!
2)boozing urslf sensless: i kno the bliss of complete imhoherence...its ok...but wat about wakin up with puke all over u, dressed in nuthin but ur bare essentials...(ur not even sure they are urs..), in a room tht is most definitely not urs...with a person who luks lik the godfather of all the hells angels...
3)doping: do i even need to xplain dis one?one way ticket to hell and the most painful ride there..
4)smokin: cough..cough..splutter..cough..splutter splutter.....ahem i was sayin....
5)guys and long hair: dudes...take my word fo it..unless ur a stereotype of brad pitt or creed or the lead singers of metallica or nickelback....or even john abraham(wat am i sayin even john!!)... long hair is not cool !!
6) 'fancy' pants: for people who r confused about this...jeans have been pulled up from work pants...high in comfort low on style..they epitomise casual....save us the emroidry, sequins, and all that dressy affair...wer not lukin fo denims to b evenin gowns...
7)wearing shades in dark places: now this is one thin that i just DO NOT UNDERSTAND....shades as the name suggests, r meant to shade ur eyes frm the glare of the sun..wearin them cool thins in clubs n discs n trippin all ova the pretty ladies feet only makes u luk blind people...
8)guys givin the finger in snaps: look wer all really glad that ur not impaired, that is to say that we dont need u to point out one finger..wat r u tryin to prove???? u achieve nothin much more than exhibitin the IQ of a centipede!!! congrats people ur no 8!!