viruses suck!!!


yea...im down with the virus.... ahem.. a bad cold...its been three days now...i feel like shit (pretty much literally...i.e...gooey and dirty)...here are the 10 things i think suck the most about having a cold..
1) u hav to breathe from your mouth which makes your throat feel MUCH worse.
2)just as you go to bed (exausted may i add), you realize that you cant breathe ANY way.
3) you can NEVER find a hanky, nor can you locate the vicks you thought u saw two days back.
4) all the concerned individuals in your life ask you to gargle before going to bed.... which you dont feel inclined to do.
5)you cannot say anthing that involves nasal sounds (e.g. this sentence would sound like- 'you canddot say adythig that idvolbes dasasl soudds').
6)you lose at least five hankies in a week (after mum locates them).
7)when you really need to take a pee..your nose decides to get irritated n you start sneezing makin you NEARLY wet your pants.
8)all you can smell is the filth in your nose and people choose that very time to gift you roses!!
9)your nose gets all raw at the nostrils and starts burnin when you apply a balm like vicks(also after mum finds it)10)you cant taste a shit n it happens to be the weekend family outing to the new out-of-this-world eatin joint!!!

bonus point for moi!!- iv got a pierced nose and hence cant blow stuff out without injuring myslf terribly!! so to all you cold infected people in this world.....i feel your pain...i know how it is when you cant stop sneezing and coughing and sniffing and people look at you like your the kid scratchin the blackboard to irritate everyone!! and to all those scientists....HIV can wait...take on the common cold for starters!!